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season four . round four


may eleventh



It’s the dish best served cold, alongside a good solid helping of cleverness, passive aggression and public shame.

And the eight artists who have accepted the challenge of creating a brand new act based on the theme “Revenge” ARE:

* Filling his shampoo bottle with Veet, chanteux Paulus!

* Making it public via the Jumbotron at the big final, comic burlesquer Ginger La Rouge!

* Sending 20 extra large pizzas to his house, payment due on delivery, fire performer Bambi Blue!

* Rerecording his voicemail telling everyone what a cheat he is, neo-burlesquer Pearl Grey!

* Hiding raw shrimp in the gap behind the sofa cushions, freakshow performer Mrs Cutthroat!

* Modelling and selling all her clothes on eBay before spending the money on a vacation, magicians Griffin & Jones! 

* Making him stand at a busy intersection with a sign around his neck, lip syncher Crystal Lubrikunt!

* Spraypainting his house with all the words she’d like to say to his face, character comedian Mysti Vine!

And at the helm, digging her keys into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive, it’s compere Anna Lou Larkin, with Lilly SnatchDragon quietly slipping arsenic into all of our drinks as stage manager!

Payback is a bitch. 

Royal Vauxhall Tavern
Wed 11 May 2016
8:00PM - 10:30PM