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season four . round three


april thirteenth


As the great Charles Darwin once said, "It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most appreciative of mad and wonderful acts of cabaret artistry." (Okay, we're paraphrasing.)

And the eight artists who have accepted the challenge of creating a brand new act based on the theme "Evolution" ARE:

* Displaying a marvellous bombast of brightly-coloured tailfeathers, musical comedian Laurence Owen!

* Abandoning all pigmentation due to a lack of natural light, fire clown The Quirk!

* Developing a strong, sturdy beak for cracking open seeds, showgirl Lena Mae!

* Taking her first piscine steps on land, drag poet Holli Dillon!

* Wondering just how exactly a T Rex became a chicken, hooper Mariposa Bop!

* Becoming defiantly resistant to antibiotics, classic burlesquer Ana Kiss!

* Meowing in a delightful, high-pitched, human-enticing way, gender f%$k artist Ruby Wednesday!

* Insisting to the end that the earth is 6000 years old, thank you very much, our resident chanteuse Anna Lou Larkin!

And leading this survival-of-the-fittest death match, it's compere Chastity Belt, with a little assistance from the ever-evolving stage manager that is Lilly SnatchDragon!

Game. On.


Royal Vauxhall Tavern
Wed13 April 2016
8:00PM - 10:30PM