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season three - round seven


october fourteenth


It's become so common it's almost normal: a sneaky handshake here, a quiet envelope there, a "hey there, cabaret performer, why not come check out the couch in my private office - I'm sure you'll find it very comfortable..." every now and then...

And the artists who have accepted the challenge of creating a brand new act based on the theme "Corruption" ARE:

* Awarding the World Cup to a country that doesn't even play football, spoken word artist Michael Twaits!

* Hiding accounting fraud behind a precariously-perched E, showgirl Bettsie Bon Bon!

* Convincing investors that ponzi is just a Japanese dipping sauce, fusion belly dancer Sunny the Snake Boy!

* Making sure the voting slips "accidentally" go missing, musical character comedian Claire Benjamin!

* Paying herself a massive bonus despite leading her financial business into economy-paralysing debt, neo-drag artist Lydia L'Scabies!

* Investing her kickbacks in black market goods, which she then resells at twice the market value, chanteuse and resident performer Anna Lou Larkin!

* And spinning the wheel for the very first time despite being a proper regular on our stage, with absolutely no nepotism or bribery required to get her there, political burlesque performer Lilly SnatchDragon!

Being corrupted absolutely by her absolute power, compere Eva Von Schnippisch, ably assisted by the stage manager with his finger in every pie, Lou Safire!

What a way to end our third season!


Royal Vauxhall Tavern
Wed 14 October 2015
8:00PM - 10:30PM